baracknobama:

dont you hate it when you put toothpaste on your toothbrush but then it just falls right off like wtf toothpaste do your job

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

"When I love you,
I really fucking love you.
There are no in betweens.
I don’t know what grey is.
My love is black and white."

(My love is true)

(Source: fragmentallygirl)